BUT, nevertheless, this is my early, happy graduation and grad school gift to myself. After much saving and sweating over spending the money:
Here it is:
My Macbook Pro 15.4"
There was much rejoicing...
Introducing Paulette’s Pole Dancing, Pawn Shop & Pit-Bar-B-Q!!! We have three levels of poles for your use. We have the Velcro Beginner Edition (we ask that you be well groomed before using the beginner facilities). For the more experienced dancer we have the standard dancing pole and finally for those who are proportionately challenged we have the reinforced dancing poles. Enjoy the shows, visit the pawn shop and eat some barbeque! Paulette will be on stage soon!